[Say whatever you want about his dad but talk shit about his mum and he'll punch you and he doesn't care if you're a woman or the Marhsal's daughter or what.]

I'm just catching up with an old friend. See if she's doing anything useful with her life besides tinkering with old, shitty rust buckets.

[Try and tell him that Gipsy Danger measures up to Striker Eureka, he dares you.]