[ A little whiskey in Percy's bottle will make Raleigh hurt Chuck, because it's obvious he's put it there. So, you know, there's that. But their one year old can totally be potty-trained, what are you talking about; she's going to train Percy to poop only on Daddy, how's that?
And Raleigh's getting resigned to the fact that Max is going to come and settle between them a lot of the time, which, frankly, makes it quite difficult to get laid because she's not going to have sex with her husband if Max is in their bed. Just no.
She takes it with grace anyway, and scoops up a happily wriggling Percy in her arms, swaddled in the towel. He's choosing to cling to Raleigh's neck, and the fact that he isn't completely dry means that he's getting her wet, and it's going to be a massive trial to get him to put his pajamas on. ]
I dunno, [ And maybe Raleigh really is a pervert, because she's commenting; ] the wet look really works for you.
[ ...She's totally allowed to ogle her man, okay. ]
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And Raleigh's getting resigned to the fact that Max is going to come and settle between them a lot of the time, which, frankly, makes it quite difficult to get laid because she's not going to have sex with her husband if Max is in their bed. Just no.
She takes it with grace anyway, and scoops up a happily wriggling Percy in her arms, swaddled in the towel. He's choosing to cling to Raleigh's neck, and the fact that he isn't completely dry means that he's getting her wet, and it's going to be a massive trial to get him to put his pajamas on. ]
I dunno, [ And maybe Raleigh really is a pervert, because she's commenting; ] the wet look really works for you.
[ ...She's totally allowed to ogle her man, okay. ]