[ And he's not going to love her as much as he loves Raleigh. Face it, he likes his women blonde, sassy, in love with him, not his money, and a lot less accommodating of his shit at the same time. fuck you, chuckles, she's the smartest mutt ever ]

Right now, Dr. Chuckles, you can't pull your pants on without passing out. [ Raleigh points out quite sensibly, while Percy proceeds to harass the dog on the floor. ] And I'd rather not have you spilling any of the hot soup on yourself. So lie back, open up, and think of Australia. Or drop bears.

[ ...Stupid drop bears. ]