[ Raleigh cringes, because why do all the animals in your country want to kill people, Chuck? She glances up at the trees suspiciously, as if expecting one (or ten) to do that at any moment. ]
[Because Australia comes naturally equipped to kill off all the stupid people. It's why it's the best place in the world. If you're dumb, you get what's coming to you.]
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...I've never heard of those before.
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Really? They kill like ten people every month.
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Ten people every month? [ what the fuck is happening here why is she here ] And you can say that like it's nothing?
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There's worse things in Australia. More than ten people gt hit by cars every day.
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Raleigh looks up at the trees, suitably suspicious. And possibly a little unnerved because what the hell, drop bears. ]
I'm not sure if that's just really shitty driving. You people drive on the wrong side of the road. ...What do the drop bears look like?
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