[Since he's Chuck Hansen, and apparently grumpy, he has to try and ruin her cheerfulness. Or something. It's tradition to be hazed by a native when you're in Australia because the rest of the world is so weird that they have nothing to do but make fun of them.]
I don't really much feel like saving your ass from a drop bear today.
[ Raleigh cringes, because why do all the animals in your country want to kill people, Chuck? She glances up at the trees suspiciously, as if expecting one (or ten) to do that at any moment. ]
[Because Australia comes naturally equipped to kill off all the stupid people. It's why it's the best place in the world. If you're dumb, you get what's coming to you.]
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I GUESS IF I MUST >|
I don't really much feel like saving your ass from a drop bear today.
ACCEPT MY LOVING >O
What?
I DO BUT ACCEPT MINE FIRST
[He should probably feel bad about being able to lie to her with a straight face. But he definitely does not.]
Nasty fuckers. They drop right out of the trees and claw your throat out if you're not paying attention.
asdkjhsakdjhf NO YOU ACCEPT MINE FIRST
...I've never heard of those before.
NO YOU
Really? They kill like ten people every month.
NO YOU >C YOU HIDEOUSLY WONDERFUL PERSON
Ten people every month? [ what the fuck is happening here why is she here ] And you can say that like it's nothing?
NO YOU YOU MORE WONDERFUL GIRL
There's worse things in Australia. More than ten people gt hit by cars every day.
KJAHSDKJAHSDKJHF BUT I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST
Raleigh looks up at the trees, suitably suspicious. And possibly a little unnerved because what the hell, drop bears. ]
I'm not sure if that's just really shitty driving. You people drive on the wrong side of the road. ...What do the drop bears look like?
NO I LOVE YOU THE MOST TIMES INFINITY