[He can handle eating soup, for fuck's sake woman, the next wife he has is totally going to be nothing like Raleigh. She's going to be brunette, lazy, self centered, a total gold digger, smart.]
[ And he's not going to love her as much as he loves Raleigh. Face it, he likes his women blonde, sassy, in love with him, not his money, and a lot less accommodating of his shit at the same time. fuck you, chuckles, she's the smartest mutt ever ]
Right now, Dr. Chuckles, you can't pull your pants on without passing out. [ Raleigh points out quite sensibly, while Percy proceeds to harass the dog on the floor. ] And I'd rather not have you spilling any of the hot soup on yourself. So lie back, open up, and think of Australia. Or drop bears.
[She can't be that smart, if she insists on using that nickname over and over.]
Funny, I said the same thing to my mistress the other day.
[He'll be fine, since he can make jokes. But it won't be any time soon because he doesn't fight her, he actually does what she asks and lets her feed him.]
Yeah? [ Raleigh drawls, because he's eating soup like a good husband and she'll let this slide. He's got a pretty healthy appetite despite the fact that he looks like shit, so that's a good thing, right?
(She worries a little, anyway.)
She feeds him another spoonful, continuing with a smirk. No matter his threats, Chuck has always been faithful (or rather, tenaciously single-minded); and it's one of the many things she's come to love about him. ] What, the passing out part, or the thinking of Australia part? Because neither, babe, are very flattering.
[No, he doesn't come off that way but he's just as loyal as she is when it comes to people he cares about. And cheating hasn't really been an option, once they were official and all that.]
[ The shit that they do, right? And it comes down in the end to a loyalty and a stubbornness and a sort of dysfunctional love that shouldn't work, but it does.
[Okay that last spoonful only really got half into his mouth, the other half dribbled down his chin and he waves her off when he moves to wipe it off because his stomach is not... that happy anymore suddenly.]
[ She punches his arm lightly, because that's not funny. And because Yancy slept one dude Raleigh really liked that one time. It's a million years ago and he hasn't stuck around but it's still a sore spot. She frowns, setting the bowl aside to hand him a tissue. ]
[Of course-- Chuck would not be surprised to learn that the Beckets had fought over a guy once. But he doesn't know that and he's just being a cocky asshole right now.]
What? Come on, it's funny.
obvs this is an au of the doctor au where yancy is a girl and doesn't die :x
[ Raleigh snorts; yeah, they're mostly over it, but -- it's still sort of a sore spot, you know? Raleigh's still frowning, she knows he's joking, but those memories. ]
We fought over a guy once. She slept with someone I liked. [ Raleigh didn't move quickly enough, when he flirted with them both and she had his number. ]
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smart.]Raleigh... I operate on hearts. I can eat soup.
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fuck you, chuckles, she's the smartest mutt ever]Right now, Dr. Chuckles, you can't pull your pants on without passing out. [ Raleigh points out quite sensibly, while Percy proceeds to harass the dog on the floor. ] And I'd rather not have you spilling any of the hot soup on yourself. So lie back, open up, and think of Australia. Or drop bears.
[ ...Stupid drop bears. ]
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Funny, I said the same thing to my mistress the other day.
[He'll be fine, since he can make jokes. But it won't be any time soon because he doesn't fight her, he actually does what she asks and lets her feed him.]
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(She worries a little, anyway.)
She feeds him another spoonful, continuing with a smirk. No matter his threats, Chuck has always been faithful (or rather, tenaciously single-minded); and it's one of the many things she's come to love about him. ] What, the passing out part, or the thinking of Australia part? Because neither, babe, are very flattering.
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I didn't say she was smart.
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Raleigh feeds him another two spoonfuls. ]
Yeah? What's her name?
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Oh, alright. I confess. It's your sister.
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[ She punches his arm lightly, because that's not funny. And because Yancy slept one dude Raleigh really liked that one time. It's a million years ago and he hasn't stuck around but it's still a sore spot. She frowns, setting the bowl aside to hand him a tissue. ]
Don't say that.
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What? Come on, it's funny.
obvs this is an au of the doctor au where yancy is a girl and doesn't die :x
We fought over a guy once. She slept with someone I liked. [ Raleigh didn't move quickly enough, when he flirted with them both and she had his number. ]
That was years ago, but.
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Alright fine. It's not funny.
>: ilu
I'd kill you if it was Jazmine, though. [ She smirks. ] She's got a thing for your fuzzy chest.
lays in my feels
So she'd appreciate me, unlike some other people.