Nah, you wouldn't. You're like the boy who cried wolf.
[ Satisfied, Raleigh pats Chuck on the ass, as if to say good game and rolls out of bed. He offers Chuck a hand to help him out. ]
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He yelps a laugh and belatedly ducks his head to avoid the slap, which only mashes his face into Chuck's shoulder. Classy. ]
You can't say shit. I know you eat microwave mac-n-cheese.
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That's different. And I'd still dump your sorry ass.
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Nah, you wouldn't. You're like the boy who cried wolf.
[ Satisfied, Raleigh pats Chuck on the ass, as if to say good game and rolls out of bed. He offers Chuck a hand to help him out. ]
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Is that a challenge, Becket?