[Look Ray, you get crabby and psycho if you don't get food when you're hungry and Chuck does like picking a fight with you but not like that. Because it definitely doesn't lead to getting laid.]
It'd be easier to find a better steak than a burger. Can you live with that?
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It'd be easier to find a better steak than a burger. Can you live with that?
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Literally.Raleigh pulls himself up to a sitting position, running a hand over his bed hair. ] If we can find two buns, I could put the steak in between?
[ He's aware of how stupid that sounds, but he also likes it when Chuck yells at him. ]
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Instead of yelling at him, Chuck reaches out and smacks the back of his head for that stupid comment.]
Not if you don't want to be single tomorrow.
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He yelps a laugh and belatedly ducks his head to avoid the slap, which only mashes his face into Chuck's shoulder. Classy. ]
You can't say shit. I know you eat microwave mac-n-cheese.
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That's different. And I'd still dump your sorry ass.
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Nah, you wouldn't. You're like the boy who cried wolf.
[ Satisfied, Raleigh pats Chuck on the ass, as if to say good game and rolls out of bed. He offers Chuck a hand to help him out. ]
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Is that a challenge, Becket?