[Wombats are probably more rare than koalas, Raleigh and you can still see both of them in the fucking zoo, by the way. Or he's pretty sure that you can, he hasn't been back there since before his mum died and that's been over a decade and a half since then. But so long as there's annoying tourists like Raleigh in the world, he can't imagine why that would change at all.
He loves this country, he really does. It's much better than Alaska because the temps are decent and people drive on the correct side of the road and the food is just so much better than any of the shit you find in America. But America doesn't have Herc and that's how Chuck settled there.]
You realize they're an endangered species and you shouldn't be mucking around with their home, right?
ajkhdkasjhdkjhf ONLY IF YOU LET ME LOVE YOU FIRST >C
[ America has Twinkies, too. Don't forget the Twinkies. Possibly also Snowballs -- not just the lack of Herc. Raleigh privately finds it a shame that Chuck doesn't get along with his dad; he's a pretty good guy, all in all, but she doesn't push when she doesn't know the whole picture, not yet.
Anyway, they're in Queensland and she's about to see wombats and koalas and she loves that Chuck tags along and does touristy shit with her anyway (and wasn't climbing the bridge fun?) because despite the grumpiness, he's not about to leave her alone. That's really quite nice, too.
Raleigh's about to respond, really, before she spots a few curious kangaroos not too far away, out for a good, proper look. ] I promise I won't muck about with their home. Scout's honour.
[ Then she's leading him by the hand down another path, practically bubbling with excitement, nevermind that she's got a handful of years on him and shit. ] You're not a nature boy, are you?
[Since he's Chuck Hansen, and apparently grumpy, he has to try and ruin her cheerfulness. Or something. It's tradition to be hazed by a native when you're in Australia because the rest of the world is so weird that they have nothing to do but make fun of them.]
I don't really much feel like saving your ass from a drop bear today.
[ Raleigh cringes, because why do all the animals in your country want to kill people, Chuck? She glances up at the trees suspiciously, as if expecting one (or ten) to do that at any moment. ]
[Because Australia comes naturally equipped to kill off all the stupid people. It's why it's the best place in the world. If you're dumb, you get what's coming to you.]
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you let me love you :E
He loves this country, he really does. It's much better than Alaska because the temps are decent and people drive on the correct side of the road and the food is just so much better than any of the shit you find in America. But America doesn't have Herc and that's how Chuck settled there.]
You realize they're an endangered species and you shouldn't be mucking around with their home, right?
ajkhdkasjhdkjhf ONLY IF YOU LET ME LOVE YOU FIRST >C
Anyway, they're in Queensland and she's about to see wombats and koalas and she loves that Chuck tags along and does touristy shit with her anyway (and wasn't climbing the bridge fun?) because despite the grumpiness, he's not about to leave her alone. That's really quite nice, too.
Raleigh's about to respond, really, before she spots a few curious kangaroos not too far away, out for a good, proper look. ] I promise I won't muck about with their home. Scout's honour.
[ Then she's leading him by the hand down another path, practically bubbling with excitement, nevermind that she's got a handful of years on him and shit. ] You're not a nature boy, are you?
I GUESS IF I MUST >|
I don't really much feel like saving your ass from a drop bear today.
ACCEPT MY LOVING >O
What?
I DO BUT ACCEPT MINE FIRST
[He should probably feel bad about being able to lie to her with a straight face. But he definitely does not.]
Nasty fuckers. They drop right out of the trees and claw your throat out if you're not paying attention.
asdkjhsakdjhf NO YOU ACCEPT MINE FIRST
...I've never heard of those before.
NO YOU
Really? They kill like ten people every month.
NO YOU >C YOU HIDEOUSLY WONDERFUL PERSON
Ten people every month? [ what the fuck is happening here why is she here ] And you can say that like it's nothing?
NO YOU YOU MORE WONDERFUL GIRL
There's worse things in Australia. More than ten people gt hit by cars every day.
KJAHSDKJAHSDKJHF BUT I LOVE YOU MOSTESTESTEST
Raleigh looks up at the trees, suitably suspicious. And possibly a little unnerved because what the hell, drop bears. ]
I'm not sure if that's just really shitty driving. You people drive on the wrong side of the road. ...What do the drop bears look like?
NO I LOVE YOU THE MOST TIMES INFINITY